Avast, matey! Vance be sayin' he won't bow to the storm o' shame from the Miss Teen USA tale! Arrr!
2024-08-30
Arrr, matey! JD Vance be tryin' to poke fun at Kamala Harris, likin' her to a stumblin' teen beauty queen from the seas of 2007! He be sharin' a clip of Caite Upton, who floundered when asked 'bout geography, sayin', "Even mermaids know where to find treasure better!" Har har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of jests and jibes from the high seas of politics, where the GOP's own JD Vance be tryin' to take a jab at the fair lass Kamala Harris. In a fit o’ mirth, he be postin’ a clip o’ a young pageant wench from the year 2007, Caitlin “Caite” Upton, who found herself in a tempest of trouble when she stumbled over her words like a landlubber at sea.This be no ordinary tale, nay! The lass, missin’ her mark in the Miss Teen USA contest, made a right fool of herself when asked about the good ol’ geography of the land. The poor soul floundered in her response like a fish out o’ water, and Vance, with a devilish grin, thought it wise to share the clip, hopin’ to cast a shadow on Kamala's own ramblin' musings from a recent CNN interview.
But lo and behold, the seas of politics be treacherous indeed, and what seems a jest can quickly turn to folly! So, as the winds howl and the waves crash, we find ourselves laughin' at the folly of it all, where even the mightiest of pirates must tread carefully when throwin' barbs in these turbulent waters!