Arrr! Nick Saban be chortlin’ 'bout Ohio State's treasure chest o’ $20 million for their scallywag roster, matey!
2024-08-31
Arrr, matey! Former captain o' the Alabama ship, Nick Saban, had his ESPN crew laughin' like a crew o' drunken sailors when he be jabberin' 'bout Ohio State's treasure chest o' $20 million for their scallywag roster in the 2024 season! Aye, what a merry jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the gridiron, where the great Nick Saban be havin' a hearty chuckle about the state o' football! Aye, he be speakin' of this shiny new treasure called NIL, which be sendin' young lads bouncin' like a ship in a storm from one crew to another, all chasin' gold coins.Now, in this wild sea o' college football, the Ohio State Buckeyes be hoardin' a mighty $20 million bounty fer their roster, thanks to these shiny NIL deals. Saban, on a live broadcast, quipped that if ye don’t play yer best scallywags, ye’ll be "s--- out of luck!” Aye, that got the crew laughin' harder than a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder!
With the likes of TreVeyon Henderson and Jack Sawyer stickin' around to gather more loot instead of jumpin' ship to the NFL, the Buckeyes be sailin' smoothly toward a national title. Their captain, Ryan Day, even snagged a fine quarterback by the name of Will Howard from Kansas State. As the Buckeyes prepare to clash with the Akron Zips, they be lookin' to plunder the expanded College Football Playoff. So hoist the sails and may the best crew win! Yarrr!