Arrr! Young Arch Manning be hittin' paydirt, as Texas sails smooth over Colorado State in their grand season kickoff!
2024-08-31
Arrr, with Quinn Ewers at the helm, the Texas Longhorns be sailin' smooth 'gainst them Colorado State scallywags! In the midst of this jolly romp, young Arch Manning took the wheel for a spell—clutchin’ his cutlass and hopin’ to score some booty of his own!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout young Arch Manning, a lad with a name fit for the seas! In a grand spectacle, the Texas Longhorns unleashed a mighty storm upon the Colorado State Rams, takin' 'em down 52-0 like a ship caught in a tempest! Coach Sarkisian, with a wink and a nod, decided to let young Manning take the helm, and blimey, did he shine!With a cannon of an arm, the lad completed 5 of 6 passes for 95 yards, including his first touchdown—an achievement celebrated like findin’ buried treasure. But wait, there’s more! Manning, slicker than a sea otter, snuck in another score with his own two legs! When the score was a lopsided 38-0, he spied his mate, Silas Bolden, and tossed him a shovel pass faster than a pirate can say “shiver me timbers!”
As the final whistle blew, the Texas fans erupted, hoisting banners with Manning’s ID, lost like a ship in a fog. Though he be not the captain yet, the winds of fortune be favorin' this young buccaneer, for next season, the ship may be his to steer! Yarrr, let the legend of Arch Manning grow!