Avast! Six poor souls met a cruel fate in Gaza, including the unfortunate Goldberg-Polin. Arrr, what a tragic tale!
2024-09-01
Arrr! The Israeli sea dogs claim they've pulled from the depths the remains of six poor souls, taken by the scallywags of Hamas. Among 'em be Hersh Goldberg-Polin, a Californian lad, snatched at a jolly fest! The hearts of kin be heavy, fearin' time's a'tickin'!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the shores of Israel, where the whispers of sorrow fill the air like a tempest brewin’ at sea. The scallywags o' Hamas, them knaves, have been up to no good, and the brave sailors of the Israeli military have plundered the depths to recover the remains of six poor souls, lost to the cruel hands of villainy.Among these unfortunate wretches be a lass from California, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, who met his fate at the Nova music festival, captured by a band of ruffians on the seventh day of October. Aye, that day be a dark mark on the calendar, and the hearts of his kinfolk do ache like an old sea captain’s back after a long voyage. They've been waitin' and hopin' for nigh on ten moons, fearin’ the sands of time slip away like a ship in calm waters.
So raise a tankard, me mateys, for those who’ve suffered under the black flag of despair! May the winds of fate favor the brave and bring 'em home to their loved ones, lest we all be drowned in seas of sadness! Arrr!