Arrr, six poor souls found like fish in a barrel, slain by those scallywags of Hamas! What a right mess!
2024-09-01
Arrr matey! Six poor souls, snatched by the scallywags of Hamas on the seventh day of October, met their doom in a dark tunnel of Rafah. The Israel Defense Forces be tellin' tales of woe, foundin' ‘em days later, all lifeless and cold. Aye, what a grim jest, eh?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer a tale most tragic and dark as a stormy night on the high seas! A band of scurvy knaves known as Hamas did snatch six fine souls from the clutches of livin’ just a few fortnights past, on the fateful day of October 7. These brave souls be none other than Hersh, Eden, Ori, Alex, Carmel, and Almog—each as lively as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!Alas, the winds turned foul, and not long after bein’ captured, these poor lads met a most untimely fate, as the wicked terrorists did their dastardly deed. The Israel Defense Forces, those gallant sea-faring warriors, did announce on a recent Sunday that the bodies of these hostages were found deep in a dark tunnel in southern Gaza, in the shadowy town of Rafah. Aye, it be a grim discovery, one that would make even the fiercest pirate shed a tear!
So raise yer tankards, me mateys, to the memory of these brave souls who faced a fate worse than walkin’ the plank! May their spirits sail free in the great beyond, far from the clutches of such vile scoundrels. Arrr!