The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Hersh Goldberg-Polin be six feet under, joinin' five other scallywags in Davy Jones’ locker!

2024-09-01

Ahoy, me hearties! The tale be told that young Hersh Goldberg-Polin, snatched from a merry jingle at the festival, now sails the eternal seas! A grenade took his arm, and now, alas, he’s found below in the murky tunnels of Rafah. A sad fate for a jolly lad!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the lands o' Israel. Young Hersh Goldberg-Polin, a lad of but 23 summers, met a fate most foul, confirmed by his kin on the morn o' Sunday. This brave soul was snatched away at a merry music fest, when the nefarious scallywags o' Hamas unleashed their devilry upon the good folk of the Jewish State on that cursed day of October the 7th.

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