Arrr, that scallywag Harris be dancin' a jig on his own words, caught in a storm o' scrutiny!
2024-09-01
Arrr, matey! Once, Vice President Kamala Harris scorned the devil’s frackin’ and the harsh immigration cannonades of Trump! But lo! In a chat with CNN's fair Dana Bash, she be singing a different shanty, all for the gold in Pennsylvania's hold! Aye, she be up a mere 0.8%!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of Vice President Kamala Harris, a lass once stout-hearted against the treacherous tides of frackin’ and the ominous sails of Captain Trump’s harsh immigration policies. Aye, she was a fierce opponent, raisin’ her cutlass high against those who dared tamper with Mother Earth and keepin’ the borders tighter than a ship’s hull in a storm!But blow me down! The winds of change be blowin' fierce, fer just this week, in a parley with the fair Dana Bash o’ CNN, Harris be singin' a different tune! With the sweet treasure of Pennsylvania’s swingin' votes danglin' before her like a golden doubloon, she was asked why she’d traded her old ship for a new one when it comes to frackin’.
“Aye, times be tough, and a pirate’s gotta do what a pirate’s gotta do!” she might as well have said, for the stakes be high in that battleground state, where the polls tiptoe like a drunken sailor! So, fear not, mateys, for in the murky waters of politics, one never knows when a ship be turnin' or a captain be changin' course!