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Arrr, matey! Ricky Pearsall’s mum be sayin’ after the shootin’, “The Almighty be guardin’ me lad, aye!”

2024-09-01

Arrr, me hearties! The matron of young Ricky Pearsall, a fresh mate of the San Francisco 49ers, spun a yarn on the Facebook seas 'bout her lad's health late on a Saturday night. Aye, all hands await news like treasure!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' bravery and mischief on the high streets of San Francisco! Our young buccaneer, Ricky Pearsall, a fresh wide receiver fer the San Francisco 49ers, found himself in a right pickle when a scallywag attempted to rob 'im at gunpoint. Aye, the knave fired a shot that struck our lad in the chest but, by the grace of the sea gods, it sailed right through, missin' any vital organs!

His dear mum, Erin, be shoutin' praises to the heavens, thankin' the Almighty fer protectin' her baby boy from the clutches of Davy Jones! She shared the good news that Ricky be in good spirits, lookin' to recover and live to catch many a football! After the fracas, both Ricky and the ruffian—who be but a lad of 17—were whisked away to the hospital, where they be in stable condition.

As the sun dipped low, the mayor of San Francisco vowed to crack down on such villainy, declarin' that this type of piracy shan't be tolerated in her fair city. So, let us raise a tankard to Ricky, who lived to tell the tale, and may his spirit be as unbreakable as a ship's hull in a storm!

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