Arrr, matey! At the WWE Bash in Berlin, Gunther and Cody keep their shiny gold, while CM Punk be eyein' the treasure!
2024-09-01
Arrr, matey! Last Saturday, WWE set sail in Berlin for a raucous Bash! With Gunther, Cody Rhodes, CM Punk, and Drew McIntyre ready to swashbuckle, the night be a rollickin’ romp! How be the fates of these scallywags, ye ask? Aye, that be a tale worth tellin’!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a tale from the high seas of grapplin’ known as the Bash in Berlin! Aye, WWE’s own Gunther and Cody Rhodes strutted in as champions and sailed away still holdin’ their shiny gold!In the main event, Gunther, the fearsome Austrian, took on the crafty "Legend Killer," Randy Orton. With the raucous crowd hootin' and hollerin', they battled fiercely, but Gunther’s sleeper hold sealed Orton’s fate, leaving him snoozin’ on the mat, respect exchanged with a hearty handshake after a fierce tussle!
Cody Rhodes, bless his soul, was locked in a duel with Kevin Owens. The sneaky Owens hesitated to strike at Cody's injured knee, and it cost him dearly. A flurry of finishers ensued, with Cody givin’ Owens a proper send-off after a trio of Cross Rhodes. They might’ve hugged it out, but Owens was as grumpy as a scallywag without his grog!
The night wasn’t done, as CM Punk and Drew McIntyre went a’strap-matching it up, battlin’ like two pirates over treasure! Punk emerged victorious, three "Go to Sleep" finishers later, eyein’ Gunther’s title like a greedy sea dog! And let’s not forget the fierce ladies, as Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill claimed the Women’s Tag Team Championship! Aye, a night of swashbucklin’ action indeed!