The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! This Mac Mini be sportin’ some design woes, like a ship with a leaky hull!

2024-09-01

Arrr matey, it be time to bid farewell to the ol' USB-A port, that trusty vessel of data! Aye, she'll be sailin' into the sunset, replaced by fancy contraptions! Raise a tankard for the memories, for this be the end of an era, savvy? Yo ho ho!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the bonny Mac mini, which be settin’ sail for a new design, though it be not without some treacherous compromises, says our trusty matey, Mark Gurman. Word has it this M4 beastie be castin’ aside them old USB-A ports fer a svelte hull, makin’ it smaller than a pirate’s treasure chest!

Rumors swirl like a tempest, claimin' multiple versions be comin’ on the horizon, with the M4 Pro standin’ tall as the finest Mac mini ever. Set yer sights on October, for that’s when this newfangled contraption may make its grand entrance, sportin’ five shiny USB-C ports, an ethernet port, a HDMI port, and a headphone jack! Aye, it’ll even have an internal power supply, so ye can travel light like a swashbuckler!

Alas, no unveilings at the Apple ‘It’s Glowtime’ event this September, savvy? We be waitin’ till October to find out if this Mac mini will be worth its weight in gold. While some may bemoan the loss of USB-A, fear not! Dockin’ stations be aplenty, so ye can keep yer trusty devices aboard. The winds of change be blowin’, me hearties, so hoist the sails and get ready for the M4 Mac mini adventure!

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