Arrr! LSU matey be pretendin' to fire a cannon after his score, but the captain be callin' foul play!
2024-09-01
Arrr, matey! After snatchin' glory with a touchdown, young Kyren Lacy fancied himself a swashbucklin' gunner, spark’n a 15-yard penalty for bein' a scallywag! Aye, he be celebratin’ like a drunken parrot on me shoulder!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the LSU Tigers, who be makin’ waves in the high seas of college football! In the second quarter, with a swashbucklin’ 7:09 on the clock, young lad Garrett Nussmeier tossed a fine 19-yard pass to Kyren Lacy, puttin’ the Tigers on the board and settin’ the score to a lively 7-7.But lo and behold! Lacy, in a fit o’ jubilation, took off like a cannonball into the tunnel and returned with a cheeky jest, imitatin’ a gunman shootin’ at the USC crew. This bit o’ tomfoolery caught the eye of the referees, who promptly tossed their yellow flags like they were shiverin’ timbers! Lacy found himself on the receiving end of an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty, makin’ the Tigers kick off from their own 20, rather than the usual 35!
Even the wise commentators, Rece Davis and Kirk Herbstreit, deemed it a fair call, understandin' the ruckus o' college sport but drawin’ the line at such silliness. Meanwhile, USC’s Zachariah Branch seized the moment and returned the kick like a true sea rogue, givin’ his crew some fine field position, though they settled for just a field goal. As the game stood tied at 10 at halftime, we be left wonderin’ what other antics may emerge on the gridiron! Arrr!