Avast, ye Windows 11 scallywags! Ye can’t dodge Microsoft's eye—yer secrets be as safe as a ship's leaky hull!
2024-09-02
Arrr, matey! Were ye joyous to spy the chance to toss Recall overboard in the Windows 11 seas? Ha! Cast yer hopes aside, fer it be naught but a pesky bug, like a flea on a scallywag's backside! Avast, and keep yer eye on the horizon!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the treacherous seas of Windows 11 and its cursed Recall feature! It be seemin’ that the crafty scallywags at Microsoft be givin’ no option to toss this troublesome feature overboard, not even in the fanciful lands of preview builds!Deskmodder, a landlubber tech site from the German shores, hoisted the flag o' confusion when they thought there’d be a way to uninstall Recall. But lo and behold, Brandon LeBlanc, the Windows captain, declared it a mere mirage! “A bug!” he cried, “Fear not, for we shall fix this in an upcoming update!” Aye, it seems the feature be stickin' around like barnacles on a ship's hull!
This Recall contraption be an AI beast, takin’ snapshots of yer screen like a pirate takin’ stock of his treasure! But it’s caused more ruckus than a kraken at a tea party, leading to Microsoft retractin’ it from their grand Copilot+ ships. Now, it be testin’ its sails again come October, so brace yerselves for more stormy debate!
In the end, while ye may wish to toss Recall into the briny deep, it appears it be here to stay, at least for now! Arrr, the tech world be a fickle mistress!