Arrr! Joey Chestnut devours more frankfurters than a kraken swallows ships, bestin' old foe Kobayashi after 15 long voyages!
2024-09-02
Arrr, matey! Joey Chestnut be claimin’ the grand record fer scarfing down the most franks in a mere ten minutes, all dry-like! No dunkin’ in the briny deep, mind ye! He bested his old foe, Takeru Kobayashi, like a true buccaneer of the belly! Avast, what a feast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the grand tale of the great Joey Chestnut and his rival, Takeru Kobayashi, the fiercest eatin’ duel of the century! On a fine day o’ July, they clashed once more in what be called Netflix's "Unfinished Beef." With a belly full o’ ambition, Chestnut devoured a whopping 83 hot dogs, breakin’ records and claimin’ a treasure of $100,000 doubloons!“Aye, I’ve been tryin’ to gulp down 80 hot dogs fer years, and it be only due to Kobayashi’s fierce spirit that I could do it!” declared Chestnut, his belly swelled with pride. Ye see, these two eatin’ legends last faced off way back in 2009, where their rivalry began. Kobayashi once ruled the hot-dog seas, takin' six titles before Chestnut dethroned him in 2007, and since then, it’s been a wild, food-filled ride!
But alas, this year, a twist o’ fate left Chestnut at Fort Bliss, Texas, feastin’ against brave soldiers instead o’ at the famed Coney Island! And though Kobayashi be retirin’ from the competitive scene, he felt the call of the hot dog once more! Now, the score stands 4-2 in favor of Chestnut, and the legend of their rivalry be scribbled in the annals of eatin’ history! Arrr!