Arrr! The Eagles’ political blarney ‘bout Kamala be naught but a scallywag’s counterfeit, says the NFL crew!
2024-09-02
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Philadelphia Eagles be sayin’ that a political scroll claimin' to back Vice President Kamala Harris be naught but a fake treasure! Aye, a counterfeit map, it be! Hoist the Jolly Roger and beware the impostors!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round to hear the tale o' the Philadelphia Eagles, who be takin' a stand against a mischievous trickster's counterfeit advertisement that be endorsin’ none other than Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 presidential race! Aye, on a fine Monday, this scallywag of a poster, showin’ Harris in an Eagles helmet, made its way across the treacherous seas of social media.The Eagles, not one to let falsehoods fly, declared with a mighty roar that this be no official endorsement from their crew and be workin' tirelessly to have the rogue posters struck down like cannon fire! These rascally images, purportedly plastered at a bus stop in Philadelphia, boldly proclaimed, “Kamala, official candidate of the Philadelphia Eagles.” Talk about a swashbucklin’ scandal!
With a wink and a nod, the Eagles be makin’ it known they be in cahoots with their advertising mateys to toss these sea serpents back to Davy Jones’ locker. The poster, created by the crafty street artist Winston Tseng, aims to shine a light on societal shenanigans—though it be stirrin’ up a tempest of confusion instead! So, hoist the sails and keep a weather eye on the horizon, for this be a tale of politics and piracy like no other! Arrr!