"Arrr! Anti-migrant scallywags be hoistin’ their flags high in the German ports o’ politics, savvy?"
2024-09-02
Arrr, matey! On Sunday, the landlubbers of Thuringia cast their lot with the raucous Alternative for Germany, plunderin’ a stout 30.5% o’ the votes! Aye, they’ve outfoxed the CDU crew led by the ol’ sea hag Merkel, who sank to a mere 24%. A right merry hullabaloo, it be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round the ol' tavern and lend me yer ears, for I've got a tale from the land of Germany that be more twisty than a sea serpent in a tempest!