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Arrr! The plaque of Judge’s mighty homers be swiped so oft, it’s cursed to ne’er be replaced, savvy?

2024-09-02

Arrr, matey! That blasted plaque markin’ Aaron Judge’s mighty 62nd home run has been swiped again, like a treasure chest in the night! The Rangers say they won't be replacin’ it—guess they be lettin’ the scallywags have their fun! Aye, what a swashbucklin' shame!

Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! A fine tale of thievery be afoot in the land of baseball! A mighty plaque, celebratin' the grand 62nd home run of the legendary Aaron Judge, hath been pilfered not once, but twice from Globe Life Field in Texas! Aye, 'tis a travesty most foul! Now the Rangers be sayin’ there’ll be no more plaques to adorn the spot where the record was set — just a sad patch o’ cement left in its wake.

This record-breakin’ home run sailed into the deep right, caught by a landlubber named Cory Youmans, who be sittin' in section 31, row 1, seat 3. That ol' record was last held by the famed Roger Maris, back in '61! But lo and behold, it seems memorabilia from Yankees lore be a favorite target for rogues; even Yogi Berra's World Series rings met a similar fate in a Jersey museum!

Now, with Judge returnin' to the field for a series against the Rangers, he be sittin' on 51 home runs and lookin’ to challenge his own record from last season. If he can crack 60, he’ll join the ranks of legends like Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire! The sea of baseball be a wild one, savvy?

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