Arrr! WNBA treasure Sheryl Swoopes spills the beans 'bout texts with Caitlin Clark: "Aye, I be a scallywag!"
2024-09-02
Arrr, Sheryl Swoopes be showin' off a treasure trove o' screechin' scrolls from her parley with Caitlin Clark, right after she was tossed from the crow's nest durin' Clark's grand match! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of sports!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand Sheryl Swoopes, a lass of the WNBA seas, who be takin’ heat from a salty fan on the treacherous waters of X! The scallywag accused her of bein’ "unfair" to the mighty Caitlin Clark, and Swoopes fired back with some scrolls of text messages like a true captain defending her ship.In a message to young Caitlin, Sheryl admitted to a blunder, claimin’ the lass had plundered five years in college when it be only four, as the COVID fog muddled her thoughts. "Me apologies, Caitlin!" she wrote, showerin’ her with respect and admiration like a true matey would. Yet, despite the kind words, the winds turned foul when Swoopes be removed from her commentary post, leavin’ her to swab the deck with her thoughts on X, much to the crew's amusement.
Meanwhile, Caitlin be breakin’ records like a cannonball through the hull, scoring like a true treasure hunter! Swoopes, now cast adrift, be callin' out Stephen A. Smith for his jabs, defendin’ her honor with the ferocity of a kraken. So raise a pint to these daring dames in the world of hoops, where records be shattered and apologies flow like rum on a stormy night!