Arrr! Eagles be plunderin' them phony bus ads cheerin' for that Kamala lass! Avast, matey!
2024-09-03
Arrr! The scallywags of the Philadelphia Eagles be claimin’ they’re huntin’ down fake political scrolls, sportin’ Kamala’s name, that be poppin’ up near the bus stops. “We be aware of these swindlin’ ads and be workin’ with our mateys to plunder ‘em away!” they proclaimed on the X seas. Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I've a tale from the bustling port of Philadelphia, where the Eagles be squawkin' 'bout some mischief afoot! Aye, it seems some scallywags be plasterin' counterfeit political ads on bus stop shelters, claimin' that the fair Kamala Harris be the official candidate of the mighty Philadelphia Eagles!These jests be no ordinary ads, mind ye! Nay, they feature a jolly cartoon character, donned in an Eagles helmet and clutchin' a football as if he be ready to take the field. The words "Kamala Official Candidate of the Philadelphia Eagles" be struttin' across the page in the finest Eagles-style font that would make any true fan raise a tankard of grog in delight!
But fear not, me mateys! The Eagles have caught wind of this ruckus and be workin' with their advertising partner to haul these fraudulent banners down faster than a ship in a storm! They be sendin' a message loud and clear: counterfeit ads be no better than a ship without a captain!
So, let this be a lesson to ye! In the realm of politics and sports, ye best keep yer sails clean, lest ye be caught in the tempest of falsehoods! Arrr!