Arrr, matey! Those Philadelphia Eagles be callin' them Kamala Harris posters mere scallywag forgeries! Ha-ha!
2024-09-03
Arrr, matey! A scallywag's flyer be claimin’ the Eagles be raisin’ the Jolly Roger with Vice President Kamala Harris! The feathery crew be debunkin’ this tall tale. Spotted ‘round Philly, the pesky poster showed her clutchin' a pigskin, but it met Davy Jones’ locker posthaste! Blimey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Word be spreadin' like wildfire 'round the bustling port of Philadelphia that the mighty Eagles have cast their lot with Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, ye heard right! Posters be poppin' up like seaweed on a summer's day, claimin' she be the favored first mate of the Birds. But hold yer horses, for the Eagles be raisin' the Jolly Roger of truth and debunkin' this tall tale!