"Arrr! Eagles be scuttlin' them scurvy counterfeit Kamala ads 'round Philly like a ship in a squall!"
2024-09-03
Arrr, matey! The Eagles be not sailin' with her! Those scallywags be disavowin' the phony ads claimin' Vice President Kamala Harris be their chosen lass! They be workin' with their ad crew to hoist the sails and wash them away! Aye, she be lookin' like a true buccaneer in that helmet!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the land o’ the gridiron! It seems the noble Eagles, a crew of swashbucklers known for their feats on the field, be catchin’ wind of some scallywag mischief in Philadelphia! Those dastardly rogues be plottin’ to hoist up counterfeit ads, proclaimin’ Vice President Kamala Harris as their “official candidate.” Arrr, what ruckus!These treacherous posters be poppin’ up all over the town, settin’ the streets ablaze with confusion! With Harris donned in an Eagles helm and jersey, they be lookin’ like a perverse parley between politics and pigskin! The Eagles, smart as a whip, be quick to swat away these pesky imposters! They be sendin’ a message through their X account, declarin’ their intent to sink these phony ads to the depths of Davy Jones’ locker.
So heed my words, ye landlubbers! The Eagles be standin’ firm, not lettin’ no scoundrel meddle in their affairs! With the wind at their backs, they’ll be settin’ sail to cleanse the good name of their crew! Yarrr, may the best of the NFL prevail while the counterfeiters walk the plank!