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Aye, me hearties! Affordable Copilot+ PCs be on the horizon, but their Snapdragon be as fit for gaming as a landlubber!

2024-09-03

Ahoy, matey! Lookin' to frolic in some gaming on yer trusty Copilot+ contraption? Beware! That shiny new Snapdragon CPU for budget AI ships be naught but a scallywag's promise—ye'll be more disappointed than a landlubber at a sea shanty! Arrr!

Aye, me hearties! Rumor be flyin’ like a crow’s nest full o’ parrots that the affordable Copilot+ PCs be settin’ sail soon. But beware! The quarrelsome Snapdragon X Plus 8-core chip be less a mighty ship for gaming and more a leaky rowboat! Leaked news from Wccftech be showin’ that this chip can’t hold a candle to its beefy Snapdragon X Elite cousin. With scores lower than a landlubber’s expectations in 3DMark, this be not the treasure ye seek for high-seas gaming thrills!

On the waters o’ Shadow of the Tomb Raider, the Snapdragon X Plus plods along at a meager 18 frames per second, makin’ ye wonder if ye be watchin’ barnacles grow instead of playin’! But fret not, savvy sailors; these new laptops, rumored to drop at IFA 2024, be priced at a tempting $800. Qualcomm’s own buccaneers be yellin’ these machines aren’t meant for gaming. So, if ye seek a sturdy ship for productivity without care for seafarin’ adventures, this chip be yer matey!

But if ye be after performance fit for a captain, keep a weather eye on the horizon for Intel’s Lunar Lake PCs, which promise to bring forth more robust gaming! The battle o' AI laptops be heatin’ up, and the seas be choppy! Yarrr!

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