The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Clyde Edwards-Helaire be missin' the 2024 season start, fightin' the ghosts of battles past!

2024-09-03

Arrr, matey! Clyde Edwards-Helaire, the swashbucklin’ runner for the Chiefs, be laid low by a cursed affliction of the mind! Aye, he be hittin’ the sick bay and missin’ the grand opening. PTSD be a scallywag that be keepin’ him from the field! Avast, let the games begin without him!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Kansas City Chiefs' brave running back, Clyde Edwards-Helaire, who be missin' the first four matches of the 2024 season, placed upon the dreaded non-football illness list! Aye, in his fifth season, he managed a mere 223 rushin' yards in the last battle of 2023.

This scallywag, a star from LSU, be fightin' a fierce beast known as PTSD since a perilous encounter back in December 2018. It all started when he and a mate found themselves in what they thought be a simple sellin' of an item, but alas, turned into a ruckus involving a shot fired and a life lost. Fear not, for the courts cleared him and his comrade, but the ghosts of that day haunt him still!

Our hero claims the disorder leaves him feelin' like a landlubber, tossin' his cookies and strugglin’ to keep his head in the game. Yet, his mates in the crew, including Chief’s offensive captain Matt Nagy, be supportin’ him heartily, wishin’ him fair winds and calm seas for his well-being. As the Chiefs prepare to set sail against the Baltimore Ravens, we be hopin’ for Clyde to find his sea legs soon!

Read the Original Article