Arrr, Alabama caught wind o' TJ Finley's jests 'fore sendin' Western Kentucky to Davy Jones' locker! Disrespect ye say? Ha!
2024-09-03
Arrr, matey! TJ Finley, the buccaneer of Western Kentucky, be sayin' the Crimson Tide ain't what they reckon! Yarrr, the No. 4 crew took that jab and stoked their cannons with fury! Aye, let the swashbucklin' commence!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of an epic clash on the gridiron! The Alabama Crimson Tide, led by their new captain Kalen DeBoer, sailed into the 2024 season with a mighty roar, trouncing the Western Kentucky crew 63-0, leaving no doubt about their prowess, even without the legendary Nick Saban at the helm! Arrr!Before the match, that scallywag TJ Finley, a quarterback of dubious reputation, dared to utter words o' disrespect, claimin’ Alabama "might not be who they think they are." But like a cannonball, the Tide struck back, fueled by the fire of insult. Linebacker Tyler Booker declared, "We be showin' 'em just who we are!" And show they did, scoring faster than a ship in full sail!
With Jalen Milroe at the wheel, throwing for 200 yards and rushin' for two more scores, the Tide amassed a staggering 600 yards of offense! Meanwhile, poor Finley floundered like a fish outta water, tossin’ two interceptions and barely musterin' 92 yards. Aye, it was a bloodbath on the field! So heed this warning, ye future foes like South Florida and Wisconsin: keep yer lips sealed, lest ye awaken the slumberin’ giant of Alabama’s fury!