Arrr! Serena sips the US Open grog, yer thinkin’ she found buried treasure after fightin’ on the court fer decades!
2024-09-03
Arrr matey! Instead o' takin' the crown on the tennis battleground, our 23-time Grand Slam queen, Serena Williams, be loungin' at the U.S. Open, watchin' the swashbucklin' from the sidelines. Aye, she traded her racket for a comfy chair, savvy?
Ahoy me hearties! The legendary Serena Williams, that fierce queen of the court, be back at the grand U.S. Open, though not as a battlin' wench swingin' her racket, but rather as a jolly spectator in the stands, drinkin' in the sights and sounds o' the tournament over Labor Day weekend!Alas, 'twas a day of mixed fortunes, for her matey, last year's champion Coco Gauff, met her watery grave in the tournament, but fear not! Serena seized the chance to savor a fancy tennis-themed potion dubbed the Honey Deuce. Yarr, this be a concoction of vodka, lemonade, and raspberry liqueur, served up with some cheeky melon balls that be makin' it all the more delightful!
In a sea of fans clamorin' for a taste, Serena revealed she’d never had this sweet nectar 'til now, as she always be playin’ rather than parlayin’! She cheekily suggested renamin' the drink to “Honey Ad-In” or “Honey Ace,” for it surely be givin' her a treat worthy of a pirate's treasure! With a sweet price of $23, this fine brew be served in a souvenir cup adorned with the names of tournament legends, includin’ our very own Serena!
So raise yer cups and let the games continue, for the U.S. Open be far from over, and this tale be merely one o' many on the high seas of sportin' adventure! Arrr!