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Arrr matey! The U.S. and Kiwi lads say China be meddlin’ in politics with tricksy web shenanigans!

2024-09-03

Ahoy mateys! Word be sailin' from a band of cyber swabs in America and the good folk of New Zealand, sayin' the Chinese scallywags be stirrin' the political pot with their sneaky online shenanigans. Aye, those rascals be bombardin' ye with a deluge of spam and balderdash on the social seas!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale of treachery and trickery on the high seas of the internet! Reports from the land of the free and the isle of the Kiwi speak of a nefarious plot hatch’d by the dastardly Chinese Communist scallywags, who be usin’ their malicious online sorcery to meddle in the affairs of other nations!

Ye see, a clever band of cyber spies from a place called Graphika revealed that these landlubbers be bombardin’ the good folk of the New World with a deluge of unsolicited messages and social media mumbo jumbo. Aye, they be spamming our good sailors and landfolk with propaganda as if they were throwin’ cannonballs in a cannon fight! The aim be clear; to sway the minds of the masses and steer ‘em in directions most foul!

So, beware ye merry crew! These Chinese buccaneers be pilferin’ the seas of our thoughts with their digital hooks and lines! Let us hoist the sails of awareness and navigate these treacherous waters with a keen eye and a hearty laugh! For we pirates be no strangers to a good plunderin’, but we shan’t let our minds be pillaged by the likes of them!

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