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Arrr, the White House be laughin' off queries 'bout Kamala's newfound twang, claimin' it be pure madness, matey!

2024-09-03

Arrr matey! The White House parley, led by the fair Jean-Pierre, tossed aside a query 'bout Kamala's newfound twang quicker than a fish can swim! Doocy from Fox called out her peculiar accent, likenin' it to that rascally rooster, Foghorn Leghorn! A right jolly hullabaloo it be!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of politics, where the winds be blowin' strange! It be none other than Karine Jean-Pierre, the press secretary of the White House, who found herself in a right pickle when a curious matey from Fox News, Peter Doocy, set his sights on the fair Vice President Kamala Harris and her newly minted southern twang!

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