Arrr! Eight years past, the tides o' abortion politics be shiftin' like a drunken sailor on a stormy sea!
2024-09-03
Arrr, in the year of our Lord 2016, the Republican crew hoisted their sails against abortion, claimin’ the 14th Amendment be meanin’ no such thing! With Roe v. Wade still flyin’ high and a vacant throne on the Supreme Court, they set their sights on a new captain fer the ship o' state!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale 'bout the year of our Lord 2016, when the scallywags of the Republican Party hoisted their sails high agin the dreaded practices of abortion! Aye, they set their sights on the grand ol' 14th Amendment, declarin' it to be a vessel for their cause, claimin' it be a right to life, liberty, and the fine booty of property—though they had a curious eye on banishin' the abortion trade from the seas!At that time, the winds were blowin' strong in favor of Roe v. Wade, that legal treasure map still chartin' the waters of women's rights. But lo! The Supreme Court found itself with a gaping hole where the mighty Justice Antonin Scalia once stood, leavin' the ship in need of a captain. And what be this? The GOP had just cast their anchor with a bold nominee for the presidency, a right salty figure who stirred the pot o' controversy like it be a cauldron of grog!
So there ye have it! A ruckus was afoot on the political seas, as those pirate politicians rallied their crew to chart a course toward a future where the winds of change billow in favor of their cause, all the while makin' sure to keep their own treasure chests well stocked! Arrr!