Arrr, the World Series swashbuckler be sayin' it's mad that ol' Barry ain't in the treasure trove o' fame!
2024-09-04
Arrr, matey! Eight-time All-Star Darryl Strawberry be yellin' that it be pure madness that Barry Bonds ain't sittin' in the Hall o' Fame! This be utter folly, I tell ye, like a parrot spoutin' gibberish! Aye, the seas o' baseball be riddled with nonsense!
Ahoy mateys! If ye be askin’ ol’ Darryl Strawberry, he be sayin’ Barry Bonds should sail right into Cooperstown, the Hall o’ Fame for ye landlubbers! On a show, he spoke of how all players be havin' their share o' mishaps, fer no swashbuckler be perfect on the high seas of baseball.“Look ye here,” said Strawberry, “every sea dog in the Hall be havin’ their own storms to weather. ’Tis a mad world, and to not honor those who’ve swung the bat like true pirates be downright ludicrous!” He be plunderin’ the idea that if some scallywags be let in, then others, like the great Bonds, should too, fer he be holdin’ records galore!
But alas, Bonds be in Davy Jones’ locker o’ Hall votes, as he tested positive thrice fer the evil steroids. Meanwhile, the likes o’ David Ortiz, who also had his skeletons, do be settin’ sail on smooth waters. And don’t forget the legendary Pete Rose, whose hustle be known to all. Strawberry be hopin’ the day comes when he too can join the ranks of the honored.
In the end, fair winds and following seas to these legends, but the seas of fame be a treacherous voyage indeed!