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“Ahoy mateys! In the Paralympic Fix-It Cove, heaps o’ breaks but not a drop o’ crimson to be found!”

2024-09-05

Arrr, matey! At the Paris Games, the repair scallywags be mendin' all manner o' cursed contraptions! From crooked chariots for the land-lubbers to shattered spyglasses for the sun-bright sea dogs, they be fixin’ it all! Aye, what a hoot!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears as I regale ye with tales from the grand Paris Games, where repair technicians be the unsung heroes of this merry spectacle. Aye, ye heard me right! These brave souls be fixin' all manner of contraptions, from bent wheelchair frames to shattered spectacles, like true artisans of the high seas!

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