Arrr! Biden be readyin' to scuttle a $14 billion treasure o' steel, savvy? Aye, that be a fine jest!
2024-09-04
Arrr, matey! The captain o' U.S. Steel be sayin’ if that gold-laden pact with Nippon Steel goes belly-up, the mills be sinkin’ to Davy Jones’ locker! Ol’ Burritt be lamentin’ ‘bout the treasure that keeps the crew a-workin’! If the deal be doomed, we won’t be hoistin’ sails!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the steel seas! U.S. Steel's grand captain, David Burritt, be raisin' the black flag over the ship, sayin' if the treasure chest from Nippon Steel don’t drop anchor, the mills be meetin’ Davy Jones! Aye, the Biden crew be eyein’ that deal with suspicion, ready to scuttle it like a ship full o' barnacles!The Japanese buccaneers be ready to toss nearly $3 billion into the old steel mills of Pittsburgh, keepin’ 'em as sharp as a cutlass and the crew employed. But Burritt, that wise sea dog, be warnin' that if the deal be sinkin’, the mills shall close like a clam, leavin' the workers high and dry. No gold doubloons, no steel! He be sayin’, “We wouldn’t do that if the deal falls through,” as if it be a curse from the sea witches!
So, raise yer tankards and toast to the fate of the steel industry, for it be teeterin' on the edge o' a stormy sea! Will the deal be saved, or will the mills turn to rust? Only the tides o' business know, and we be here watchin' with our spyglasses!