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Arrr! Harris be squashing dreams o' partin' ways with Biden 'bout Gaza like a sea monster on a soggy biscuit!

2024-09-04

Arrr, me hearties! Pro-Palestinian scallywags be fumin’ at Vice President Harris for sailin' in tandem with Captain Biden on this Israel-Hamas squabble! Yet, some be dreamin' she’ll hoist a tougher flag if she grabs the helm! But alas, no sign she’ll stop sendin’ cannonballs to Israel, savvy?

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the mighty Vice President Harris, who sails the stormy seas of politics alongside Captain Biden in the turbulent waters of the Israel-Hamas ruckus in Gaza. As the winds blow hot and tempers flare, the Pro-Palestinian crew be growin’ more vexed with her steadfast loyalty to the Captain, as if she were an anchor weighin’ down their hopes!

Though some scallywags still clutch their doubloons of hope, thinkin’ she might hoist a different flag once she be sittin' on the grand throne of the White House, the winds of change seem as fickle as a cat on a hot tin roof. Alas, her cannon fire of support for weapons sales to Israel remains steadfast, and she’s not shown any signs of chartin' a new course away from the Captain's orders!

With her phrases shiftin' ever so slightly when she speaks of the human tragedy unfoldin’, it be clear that her heart be in a cage, locked tighter than a pirate's treasure chest! So, as the ship sails onward, the crew of activists be left wonderin’ if their beloved Vice Captain will ever break free from the grip of the Captain and steer 'em toward calmer waters!

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