Arrr! Tenet Media, them right-wing scallywags, be peddlin' Russian tall tales like a parrot with a sore throat!
2024-09-05
Avast, ye scallywags! A crew from Tennessee be makin’ shows for swashbucklers like Benny and Tim, funded by the Russian sea serpent known as RT! The law be spillin’ the beans, claimin’ this Tenet Media ship be postin’ a treasure trove of videos. Arrr, what a merry jest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the murky depths of the media seas! A scallywag network hailing from Tennessee, known to be dancin' with the likes of Benny Johnson and Tim Pool, be caught in a tempest o' scandal. Aye, it seems this rogue crew be funded by none other than that shifty Russian news vessel, RT!The good ol’ Department of Justice, like a righteous captain, dropped a federal indictment faster than a cannonball through a hull! They be claimin' that our Tennessee swabs—wisely dubbed Tenet Media by clever landlubbers—had their pockets lined with doubloons from those crafty Kremlin sea-dogs. Aye, the indictment be spillin' the beans on how this media ship posted hundreds of videos, prattlin' on about their wild tales.
So, as we sail into the stormy horizon, let this be a lesson to ye all: watch yer back, for ye never know which salty sea breeze might be blowin' in some foreign gold! Arrr, it be a treacherous tide we navigate, me mateys!