"Beware, ye landlubbers! Conservatives be bamboozled into tossin' a chest o’ doubloons for a Russian ruse! Har har!"
2024-09-05
Arrr, me hearties! The DOJ be sayin’ that some conservative scallywags be unwittingly parleyin’ with a Kremlin-funded crew! A federal scroll reveals Tenet Media, hailing from Tennessee, pocketed a treasure o’ nearly $10 million from them Russian sea dogs, spreadin’ secret messages like a ship lost in fog!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of scandal so grand it could make a parrot squawk! The fine folk at the DOJ be pointin' their accusin' fingers at a crew of conservative influencers, claimin' they be unwittingly sailin' under the flag of a Kremlin-funded media vessel!In a federal indictment that be unsealed like a treasure chest, it be revealed that a crew from Tennessee, known as Tenet Media, be havin' their coffers filled with nearly $10 million doubloons from the scallywags at Russia Today (RT). Aye, it appears these landlubbers were part of a grand scheme, craftin' and distributin' messages to unsuspectin' U.S. audiences, all while hidin' the truth of their Russian overlords!
As the DOJ be claimin', RT and their mischievous mates had a devious plan to sprinkle their sly Russian government messaging like salt on a fine fish feast. So, hoist the sails and grab yer grog, for this be a tale of intrigue, deception, and unwitting accomplices! Let us hope these influencers find their bearings and steer clear of any further shenanigans with the Kremlin, lest they find themselves walkin' the plank!