Arrr, Elon be itching to scuttle the government’s treasure chest if that scallywag Trump sails back in!
2024-09-05
Arrr, matey! Elon Musk be all a-hullabaloo ‘bout joinin’ Trump’s crew again, sharpenin’ his cutlass! After the former captain took a bullet at a raucous shindig, Musk be shoutin’ his support. But Trump be thinkin' ol' Elon be too busy countin’ doubloons to swab the decks of a cabinet. Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout one Elon Musk, that scallywag of the tech seas, who be all a-quiver at the thought of joinin’ forces with the infamous Donald Trump in what be called a second reign of chaos! Aye, soon after the former captain of the White House faced a most unfortunate encounter at a rally, Musk be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that he be fully aboard the MAGA ship!But hold ye horses, for Trump, that crafty old fox, be havin’ a different tune to sing! In a recent parley, he be claimin’ that the richest buccaneer of them all might not have the time to don the cabinet attire whilst he be busy capturin’ the world with his many enterprises. Aye, can ye imagine, a tech tycoon swabbin’ the decks of politics? ‘Tis a sight to see!
So here we be, watchin’ as the tides of fate roll on, with Musk sharpenin’ his ax and Trump chartin’ a course. Will these two rogues set sail together, or be they merely fishin’ for compliments on the high seas of public opinion? Only time’ll tell, me mateys, but ye can be sure it’ll be a grand adventure full of laughs and shenanigans!