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Arrr, Tucker’s got a scallywag ‘historian’ spoutin’ Nazi tales ‘bout the Holocaust—a right jolly joke, that be!

2024-09-05

Avast, mateys! Right-wing scallywag Tucker Carlson be chattin' with a self-styled “historian” spoutin' tall tales 'bout the Holocaust. Even the landlubber Elon Musk be givin' a wink, sayin' it be “worth watchin'.” Yarrr, what a jest! The seas be full of fishy stories, I tells ye!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye the tale of one Tucker Carlson, a scallywag of the right-wing seas, who took to his digital ship to parley with a self-proclaimed "historian," a true charlatan of the highest order, spewin' forth tall tales 'bout the Holocaust like a drunken sailor spouts fishy yarns.

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