Arrr! Nikki Haley, once a lass vyin' fer the crown, now sails with the fine crew at Edelman!
2024-09-05
Arrr, matey! On July 16 in Milwaukee, the fair Nikki Haley, once a seeker of the presidential crown, be settlin’ in with the savvy crew of Edelman! A twist of fate, indeed! Trump be sayin’ she’ll still sail with him if he claims the treasure! What a merry jest!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the fair lass Nikki Haley, once a contender fer the grand prize o’ the Republican throne! On the fateful day o’ July 16, she be settin’ sail fer the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, raisin’ nary a ruckus. But lo and behold, she be makin’ a curious choice, joinin’ the ranks of the esteemed public relations firm, Edelman! A twist o’ fate, indeed!Now, why doth this matter, ye ask? Well, it be a puzzlin’ turn of events for a lass who once had her eyes set on the vice presidential treasure and has been whispered about in the shadows of Trump’s crew. Ye see, Captain Trump himself hinted that she’d be part o’ his merry band “in some form” should he strike gold in the election!
But wait! The plot thickens like a stormy sea! Despite her pledge of loyalty after the dark day of an assassination attempt on the captain, this move raises more questions than a parrot on a treasure map! What say ye, me hearties? Is this a clever ruse or simply the winds of change blowin’ through the political sea? Only time will tell, as we navigate these treacherous waters together!