“Avast! Ruckus ‘bout Israel be makin’ campuses clamp down on free chatter, claims the speakin’ folks!”
2024-09-05
Avast, ye landlubbers! As the autumn sails in, the fine scholars be raisin' a ruckus 'gainst Israel's cannon fire in Gaza, stirrin' up a tempest of censorship at the poshest of universities! A merry band o' free speech swashbucklers be tallyin' a record 156 attempts to shush the ruckus! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from yon land of academia, where the young scallywags be raisin' their voices ‘gainst the cannons of Israel in Gaza. Aye, as the fall semester kicks off, the winds of censorship blow fierce on the elite ships of knowledge!The Foundation fer Individual Rights and Expression, a noble crew keepin’ watch on the seas of speech, released a report that be makin’ waves! They be tallyin’ up a record 156 attempts to shackle free speech at 251 fine universities. It be a grand ol’ mutiny against the words of those who dare to speak their minds, whether they be on the port or starboard side of the debate!
With tempers flarin’ and ruckus brewin’, these respectable institutions be tryin’ to quell the dissent like a captain silencing a rowdy crew. But beware, for no sailor can bottle up the spirit of free expression, no matter how many chains ye throw at it!
So, raise yer tankards to the brave souls fightin' fer the right to shout 'n shout! May the winds of free speech fill their sails, and may they navigate these treacherous waters without mutiny from the shores of censorship. Arrr!