Arrr! Rudy Gobert be shootin' back at Shaq, callin' him the scallywag of hoopin'! 'Tis a right sad tale!
2024-09-06
Arrr, matey! Rudy Gobert, the mighty center of the Timberwolves, jested at ol’ Shaquille O’Neal, claimin’ he be the sorriest swab to ever grace the NBA seas! Aye, he be suggestin’ that Shaq’s treasure chest o’ doubloons ain't worth a single piece of eight! Har har!
During a chinwag with his lad, Myles O’Neal, Shaq shot straight from the hip, sayin' Gobert couldn’t hold a candle to other players like Ben Simmons, callin' him a 'bum.' Shaq, in his grand style, be rantin' about the riches these lads be rackin' in whilst not showin' up to play! He rumbled about how real hard workers like teachers earn a pittance compared to these pampered athletes.
But Gobert, not one to take it lying down, struck back on the X seas, callin' Shaquille's jabs sad and claimin' he still be relevant without needin' to tear others down. With a hefty treasure of $205 million in his pockets, Rudy be laughin' all the way to the bank, even if Shaq thinks he could do better with twelve points and eight rebounds. Aye, it’s a stormy sea in the NBA, full of jests and jabs, but Gobert be holdin' his head high!