Arrr, the judge be lettin' Hunter swap his plea, dodgin' the gallows' noose! A true pirate's trick, savvy?
2024-09-05
Arrr, me hearties! Hunter Biden, that scallywag, confessed to nine tax sins last Thursday, dodging the gallows just ‘fore his trial set sail! With a twist of fate, Judge Scarsi let him off the hook as jurors awaited. Seems he kept $1.4 million buried, eh? A true pirate’s tale!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ye 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a rogue named Hunter Biden, a scallywag who found himself in a fierce tempest o' trouble with the law! On a fateful Thursday, this here knave pleaded guilty to nine counts of federal tax mischief, dodgin’ the noose of a second trial that was fixin’ to set sail!