Arrr, Hunter Biden's whine be showin' the IRS and DOJ be riggin' the 2020 treasure map for Joe!
2024-09-05
Arrr! On Thursday, young Hunter Biden be confessin’ to a heap o’ tax misdeeds, but when be the IRS fessin’ up to pilferin’ the 2020 treasure for Cap’n Joe? Methinks the cover-up be worse than a scurvy dog! Now the IRS be lookin’ as shady as a bilge rat!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout one Hunter Biden, who did strike his colors and plead guilty to a whole heap o’ federal tax crimes this past Thursday. Aye, t’was an armload, I tell ye! But as we hoist the sails, I be wonderin’ when the Internal Revenue Service will fess up to pilferin’ the 2020 election for ol' Joe Biden!Now, I reckon this coverup o’ Hunter’s tax shenanigans might’ve swayed the winds o’ the 2020 presidential election. Aye, ’tis said it could’ve even tampered with the congressional skirmishes of 2022! What a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
With Hunter’s guilty plea, it be sinkin’ the credibility of the IRS chieftains, the federal prosecutin’ scallywags, and even that landlubber Attorney General Merrick Garland! The whole crew be lookin’ like a gaggle of seagulls fightin’ over a piece o’ shipwreck! So grab yer grog, me hearties, and let’s toast to the murky waters of politics where treasure be scarce, and trust even scarcer!