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Arrr, Trump be settin’ sail fer a crew o’ efficiency, dreamt up by that landlubber Musk! Avast, what trickery!

2024-09-05

Arrr, me hearties! Former Captain Trump be settin' sail to trim the sails of bureaucracy, just like that landlubber Musk! He be blarneyin’ at the Economic Club, vowin' to plunder the treasury with an audit o' the whole federal ship! Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of the high seas of politics! Our former captain of the ship, Donald Trump, be makin' waves once more, tryin' to slice through the bureaucratic barnacles clinged to the good ship of governance!

On a fine Thursday, whilst addressin' the fine folk of the Economic Club of New York, Trump declared he be settin' sail on a grand venture—a commission, aye, a commission to scour the depths of the federal treasury! This ain't no ordinary crew, no sir! It be a band of scallywags tasked with auditin' the entire ship’s cargo, lookin' for treasures and perhaps a few rusty old swords!

Now, this idea be borrowin' a page from the crafty Elon Musk, the captain who tames the electric whales! The mission, as Trump be spoutin', is to make the government as swift as a sloop and as efficient as a well-oiled cannon! But beware, me mates, for when ye start messin' with the regulatory seas, ye never know what krakens ye might awaken!

So, hoist the sails and let us watch this merry adventure unfold, where treasure maps and audits collide in a spectacle to tickle our funny bones!

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