"Did that scallywag JD Vance declare school shootin's be a 'fact o' life'? Avast, what be the tale?"
2024-09-06
Arrr, matey! JD Vance, that scallywag of a vice candidate, be callin' school shootin's "a fact of life," causin' a tempest o' ire! Meanwhile, two lads and two teachin' wenches met Davy Jones after a young scamp went wild with his boomstick. The seas of gun violence be stormy once more!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a scallywag named JD Vance, a Republican matey runnin' for second-in-command aboard the political ship. This buccaneer had the audacity to call them dreadful school shootin's "a fact of life," which sent a mighty tempest o' anger blowin' through the seas of public opinion!