The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Steph Curry be sayin' 'tis women’s choice be the treasure worth fightin' for, after stayin’ mum like a landlubber!

2024-09-06

Arrr, matey! NBA swashbuckler Steph Curry be shoutin’ that a lass's right to pick be the crown jewel o' his concerns as we sail into the presidential seas this autumn! When asked why he’s backin’ Vice President Kamala Harris, he be raisin’ his flag high, aye!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the NBA’s famed sharpshooter, Stephen Curry, who be throwin' his hat into the political ring, endorsing none other than Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, he be speakin' of a lass's right to choose as the treasure atop his list o' priorities, a mighty change from his past stance where he sailed the waters of indecision!

Curry be claimin', “Endorsin' Kamala be important for me and me family," inspired by the strong women in his life! Methinks he's found his compass in the tumultuous sea of politics. This lad’s history be rich, havin' previously supported the likes of Biden and Clinton, and even takin' orders from Obama himself, who once sent a stern missive when Curry jested 'bout the moon landin'!

With past jovial banter between him and Kamala, Curry's convinced she be fit for the captain's chair. Aye, he came to these shores of certainty after much navigatin' through the murky depths of his own doubts, now standin' proud for the fair fight for women's rights! So, raise the flag for the Curry crew as they set sail this election season! Aye, 'tis a fine jest, indeed!

Read the Original Article