Arrr! A ragtag crew o' scallywags stormin' a Colorado lair, thinkin' it's a pirate's hideout for landlubber migrants!
2024-09-06
Arrr! In a Colorado den, a band of ruffians be caught on the spyglass, stormin' the place with blunderbusses galore! A former matey be claimin’ the law turned a blind eye. The scallywags be called Tren de Aragua, a merry crew of 5,000, with a motto fit for the high seas!
Ahoy mateys! Gather round fer I bring ye news from the wilds of Colorado, where a scallywag scandal be brewin’! A band o’ ruffians, caught on the watchin’ eye o’ the cursed surveillance camera, be burstin’ through the doors of an apartment like a ship’s crew stormin’ a treasure chest!These scoundrels, armed to the teeth with handguns and one feller sportin’ a rifle with a scope fit fer a captain, be believed to be part of a notorious crew known as Tren de Aragua, or TdA as the landlubbers call ‘em. This gang, said to boast a fearsome fleet of 5,000 land lubbers, be causin’ quite a ruckus, aye!
Now, one former resident be spoutin’ off about a lack o’ accountability, claimin’ that the law keepers turned a blind eye to the mischief afoot. With a motto that has ‘em struttin’ like peacocks, these gangly gents be makin’ quite the splash in the land o’ the Rockies!
So heed me warning, ye scallywags: when ye see a gaggle of armed ne’er-do-wells, best to weigh anchor and sail away, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank!