Arrr, matey! Fox News be blastin' the Inflation Reduction Act with old numbers, two years wearin' barnacles, aye!
2024-09-06
Arrr, all five scallywags of Fox News’ midday crew be takin’ aim at the Biden-Harris treasure, the Inflation Reduction Act! They be blind as a bat to the gold of lowin’ inflation and callin’ it a sneaky ship full o’ climate tricks! Aye, what a merry jest, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the crew of the Fox News vessel, Outnumbered! On a fine Friday morn, all five scallywags took to the high seas of television, armed with jests and barbs aimed squarely at the treasure known as the Inflation Reduction Act, a prized jewel of the Biden-Harris fleet!With nary a clue in their noggins, these buccaneers seemed to have missed the grand spectacle of inflation sinking like a ship in a storm over the past two years. Instead, they be likin’ to call this fine legislation a sneaky Trojan horse, all packed full of climate hullabaloo! Aye, they spun tales as if the bill were a cursed chest of ill fortune, rather than a bounty meant to steady the ship of the economy!
On the sixth day of September, the Fox crew parleyed and prattled, casting doubt on the treasure map that leads to fiscal calm. But fret not, dear mateys, for their sails be filled with hot air, and the winds of reason be blowin’ favorably! So let us raise a tankard and toast to clarity, while these landlubbers continue to chase their own shadows on the waves of discontent!