The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, matey! Astro Bot be makin' waves for 2024's treasure! Aye, 'tis 12 hours o' jolly fun over 40 o' snooze!

2024-09-06

Arrr, in a tempest of sinkin' live-service scallywags, Astro Bot be a jolly, low-stakes frolic! Aye, it be like findin' buried treasure after a long voyage of cursed doubloons! So, hoist the sails and enjoy the merry mischief without walkin' the plank!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the year of the great live-service blunders, where many a salty sea dog tried to strike gold but ended up with naught but barnacles on their booties! Amidst the stormy seas of disappointment, a treasure surfaced: Astro Bot, a jolly romp for the landlubbers and swashbucklers alike!

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