The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Israel be blastin' a schoolhouse-turned refuge in Jabaliya, say the landlubbers in white coats! Avast, matey!

2024-09-07

Arrr, matey! Israel be claimin’ it fired a “fine shot” at them Hamas scallywags hidin’ in a school fort in the north. But shiver me timbers! Local healers be reportin’ a few poor souls took a trip to Davy Jones’ locker while seekin’ refuge. Avast, what a pickle!

Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of news, where the winds of conflict be blowin’ fierce! Word be from the land of Israel, a bold sailor declared they unleashed a "precision strike" upon them scallywags known as Hamas, hidin’ like rats in a school compound up north in Gaza. Aye, the schoolhouse, the very place where young landlubbers be learnin’ their letters, turned into a battleground fit for a pirate's tale!

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