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"Avast! Rob Gronkowski be chattin’ ‘bout them Kelce scallywags’ podcast treasure ‘fore the NFL season sets sail!"

2024-09-07

Arrr, me hearties! Former New England swashbuckler Rob Gronkowski be lettin' out a hearty laugh as Travis and Jason Kelce snagged themselves a treasure chest o' gold for their podcast! Aye, those scallywags be makin' more doubloons than a pirate at a rum distillery!

"Avast! Rob Gronkowski be chattin’ ‘bout them Kelce scallywags’ podcast treasure ‘fore the NFL season sets sail!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round for a tale of two scallywags, the Kelce brothers, Travis and Jason, who be takin' the podcastin' seas by storm with their merry show, "New Heights!" Aye, they just struck a treasure trove deal worth more than 100 million doubloons with the fine folk at Amazon's Wondery, givin' 'em global rights an’ all that fancy stuff!

As fate would have it, this grand deal sailed in right after Travis secured the title of the highest-paid tight end in the whole of the seven seas, whilst Jason hung up his boots after a gallant career with them Eagles. Some say if yer bagging such riches, ye might just jump ship from the perilous sport that leaves ye with more bumps than a barnacle-riddled hull!

Even the legendary Rob Gronkowski, with his own share of battle scars, be applaud’n the Kelce lads, sayin’ they be a dynamic duo on and off the field. He reckons if ye love the game of footy, nothin' will keep ye away from it, not even a treasure of gold!

So, raise a tankard to the Kelce brothers as they embark on this new venture, while they continue their conquest in the gridiron, with the Kansas City Chiefs ready to face the fiercest foes! Arrr!

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