"Arrr! We be plunderin' $1.3B in gold doubloons from the high-flyin' landlubbers not payin' their fair share!"
2024-09-06
Arrr! The Treasury scallywags be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that they’ve snagged $1.3 billion doubloons from the high-falutin’ landlubbers who be dodgin’ their dues! All part o’ Biden’s grand scheme to make sure the rich pay their fair share, lest they walk the plank! Ha-ha!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this jolly tale of treasure found, for the Treasury Department hath struck gold! On a fine Friday, they proclaimed to the seven seas that they’ve wrangled a whopping $1.3 billion in unpaid doubloons from the pockets of high-income scallywags!Ye see, this bounty be part of the grand scheme under the Biden administration’s Inflation Reduction Act, designed to keep them wealthy rascals from hoardin’ their gold while the rest of us be scrappin' for our daily grog. Aye, they set sail on a quest to make sure the rich folk pay their fair share o’ taxes, lest they think they can just sail away with their booty!
So hoist the flag and give a hearty cheer, for this treasure hoard will surely help fill the coffers of the kingdom! With each piece of eight collected, the winds of justice be blowin’ in our favor, and the once-elusive coinage now flows like rum at a pirate’s feast. Mayhaps this’ll teach the high-flyin’ buccaneers that there be no escape from the taxman’s grasp! Yarrr, let the merry chase continue!