Arrr! Police be sayin' those scallywags be wrong 'bout migrants plunderin' Colorado and California! Ha!
2024-09-06
Arrr, matey! In the land o’ the Golden State and Colorful Colorado, the lawmen be debunkin’ tall tales spun by scallywags on the right. Rumor be that “illegal sea dogs” tried to commandeer school buses! Aye, ‘tis a fanciful yarn, a desperate ploy ‘fore the election sails in!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the shores of California and Colorado, where the scallywags of the right be spreadin' tales more fishy than a landlubber’s boots!